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Pie Demotivational Poster


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm

Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


YO DAWG - We heard you like pi, so we put pi on yo pie so you can eat while you formulate ratios


TAGS: xzibiti yo dawg pi pie car
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Steeldragon493

lunhcmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:07 pm
d***it, *knew*
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:03 pm
Never new math tasted so good.
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 8:56 am
Love the picture of the pi-pie, love the word play - 5 lions 4 u.
Signe - March 12, 2009, 6:41 am
win


STAR WARS -


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.


TAGS: bros before hoes puppies sad
Rating: 4.73/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very cute.


WELCOME - Come on in and have a piece of 3.14159265


TAGS: welcome come on in piece
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 9:30 am
Yummy! A nice, h** apple Pi! I was thinking of giving 3.14159265 Lions, but decided to give you 5L!


HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Camilo

Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived


TAGS: pies and clowns not a good combo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:19 pm
I thinks the large rack threw you off. Thx Sean
Sean - February 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
I had this pic on my computer for over a year and I couldn't think of a worthy poster. But you have, Airman. Nice touch.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:17 pm
Oh this is gonna be good!! 5 pie fights


PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"




KNOCK OFFS - Hellno Kitty!


TAGS: copied brand names
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 12, 2013, 12:24 am
Well thank you, glad it gave you a guffaw!
horkbijar - October 11, 2013, 6:05 pm
....BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA*gasp!* this is freakin awsome!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 11:25 pm
And thank you for the laugh.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 10:50 pm
Hear the ending is pretty much a copy of all the others...teehee. Thanks for the read kyronic.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:52 pm
I kind of want to see that movie now... I have a feeling it'd be better than Superman Returns.


HIPPIES - There even on the dark side


TAGS: motivational poster star wars hippies
Rating: 2.67/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:10 pm
Mom??? Why did you name me that ?!? Really? Testiclees?


THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor *** ***y intercourse
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Anidem

Derek - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Clearly it's "Guinness for Stwengf" and not "Guinness for brains, politesse, respect or wit"
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:36 pm
Dammit Zed.... you're just an unhearalded timmy.... Derek is the limpd1ck... quitt livin' a lah... rip when you've been ripped.... not a MOMENT SOONER, A55HAT.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Strangely enough, remind me of the video for the song *Keine Lust*
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
VVVVV impotent VVVVVV
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yeah, but they're also smart enough NOT to have NASCAR.
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:26 pm
Every other 1st world country has people who eat like this and has national health care.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:50 pm
If we talk no politics, I'll make yours a double, friend!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 lions from a serious foodie - dude, gotta get me one of them! ag what up, home slice?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:12 pm
And your point is wha.............. uuuuuuurghhhh.... call.... a.... doctor?!?!?


WANDERING - Re-establishes The Original Harmony Which Once Existed Between Man And The Universe


TAGS: travel hippie hitchhiking
Rating: 4.13/5

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GaryO - July 19, 2012, 2:19 pm
I really like this one. It’s refreshing, 5L


REMEMBRANCE DAY -


TAGS: remembrance day poppies
Rating: 4.37/5

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spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:04 pm
5
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 11:52 am
It was me... Jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2010, 11:29 am
thanks everyone! It saddens me that someone would vote down a Remembrance day poster...Maybe I have an enemy.
GySgt1811 - November 12, 2010, 10:59 am
5 poppies, lest we forget.
Airman - November 12, 2010, 10:45 am
nice one moooooooo
Faceplant31 - November 12, 2010, 10:09 am
NP moooooooooooo i know the whole having no thumbs issue really makes it hard for you to get all to creative with posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2010, 10:40 pm
In the interest of using the Tag option correctly, I'm gonna thank Faceplant for his help on this poster here in the comment section. Thanks Face!
CpnKangaroo - November 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
this was just used on jeopardy today
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:54 pm
Faultless Mooooooooooooooooooo, well done. 5


NINJA RACCOONS -


TAGS: raccoons ninjas yuppie skiers good idea
Rating: 3.7/5

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Bah - December 6, 2009, 12:58 pm
...if only...


THE REAL BARBIE - This will be her fifth late term abortion. She just thought the extra weight was from all of the drinking.


TAGS: my my my apple pie
Rating: 2.64/5

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FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


Suspects -


TAGS: names hate sharpie die suspects
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2013, 11:40 am
I don't think I hate anyone enough to screw with them from beyond the grave, but thanks for the tip.
Rudedog - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
To many suspects


THANKFUL TO HAVE DONE MY PART -




WOW - MOMMYS GOING TO BE SO PROUD!


TAGS: mommy p*******
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by randyorton707

alicesweetalice - August 28, 2012, 8:42 pm
awe man wtf


GEOMETRY TEACHER'S LUNCH RECEIPT - A MISERLY 11.6 % GRATUITY




End of Quarter -




IDIOT - You win




ATTENTION WHORE - noun: someone desperate for others to notice him and to be the center of attention.


TAGS: p******* fashion
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Chrysophase2003 - July 19, 2012, 7:19 pm
Provided the defacements are publicly visible, totally in agreement. Otherwise, it's for their own enjoyment or because they are compelled to self-mutilate.
TheSanityInspector - July 18, 2012, 6:45 pm
The more violently someone defaces their body, the more confident you can be that there is nothing remarkable about that person.


DUDE - They wanted you to do it.


TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


CHILD SUPPORT? - You mean I have to PAY?




I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: legend argument invalid zombie pie
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by heavenquake

sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 6:15 am
Somebody ripped off Alien 3.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am
I saw this movie. I hated every second of it. If you never saw it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way. If you regret the curiosity that provoked you into watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, then take that as a warning. Because you will down in this ****.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 12:15 am
Pass!


TEAR GAS - always good for the goddamned hippies


TAGS: d***ed hippies
Rating: 3.75/5

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Kyronic - January 8, 2013, 12:17 am
I am offended by this poster and gave it 5 lions.


HIPPIES -


TAGS: angry hippie
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - March 26, 2011, 7:00 am

lolz....n1 bull


MOOOO -




PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor *** ***y intercourse
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Anidem

Ed-Hyde - October 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
North Carolina should be re-labeled Militias
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:18 pm
You are from Nebraska per chance, Anidem?
Claire - October 9, 2009, 10:07 pm
Texas is pretty much Mexico with laws...
Chron139 - October 9, 2009, 9:48 pm
idk dude; have you ever actually been to Iowa?
LOLOLOL - October 9, 2009, 8:54 pm
Iowa doesn't have alot of hicks and g**s, that would be Kentucky


DATA -


TAGS: pie graph fake statistics
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 6:00 am
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot...


TATTOOS -


TAGS: you should see his p********
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:35 pm
Pretty sure that's one of those temporary tattoos we got out of the prize machine as kids.


MMMMMMM - ...Pi!


TAGS: pi pie doris humor funny food
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

sweetchroi - September 16, 2009, 5:14 pm
k so the first (five) "5" is backwards. 3.14159265358979323
WhiteRaven - February 4, 2009, 5:56 am
Now divide it by zero....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 3:57 am
Once upon a time, they were.
Shtoink - October 22, 2008, 2:25 am
i liked it. then i saw the crust and lol'd... i lol'd hard! and woody allen movies are supposed to be funny?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 1:44 am
It's not meant to be a f***ing Woody Allen movie, or Young Frankenstein. It's a quick laugh. I knew that when I made it. Some posters are like that. Still beats tunnels, g** tests, and the mindf***s and ****brickers.
Roamer - October 21, 2008, 8:12 pm
I know; we're making it funnier (or trying at least) by comments... like the Hypnotoad.
guys? - October 21, 2008, 4:37 pm
this is not that funny
Sean - October 20, 2008, 5:48 pm
Spoiler Alert: da jock.
Roamer - October 20, 2008, 5:44 pm
... and confusion. Who is this madman? The high school jock?; the ***ually promiscuous cheerleader?; the Asian kid?; or the Calculus professor?
Roamer - October 20, 2008, 5:42 pm
Coming this Halloween, Pi x r: to the dead power. The story of a sociopath/serial killer who terrorizes a small stereotypical 1950's type suburbia by defacing all the pies with his twisted mark; causing panic...
Ag218 - October 19, 2008, 9:30 pm
Pi. Just like my Gamma used to make!
RON - October 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
Grrreat!...makes me hungry and want a piece that 3.14”...lol...great job!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 11:13 am
I'm going to make one of these now.. and obtain extra credit!!!
Johnny - October 19, 2008, 10:59 am
Wow... you know you're a techy when you LOL at something like this. And I love pie too.


JACK NICHOLSON - can't handle the truth....




HELP WANTED HIPPIE REPELLANT -




GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.


TAGS: economy occupy hippies greatest generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
Boy that's no lie


DOMESTIC VIOLENCE -


TAGS: clowns pies lies and seltzer
Rating: 3.69/5

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BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:40 pm
You're grasping at straws...Wags has no wits!
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:37 pm
Wags: "Oh, hey Sean what's going on? OWWWWWWW let go of my wits!!!!"
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:31 pm
Sean don't you worry, this wags clown wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit him in the wits!
BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:27 pm
with a touch of sarcasm...and you nailed it my friend!
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:25 pm
I was going for hypocricy. Pretty sure I nailed it, too.
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:23 pm
Who the hell's trying to be pc?
MeanGene - June 30, 2009, 5:06 am
Wag of the finger: distasteful. you've done very poorly at trying to be p.c. lacks funny and wits
Sean - April 11, 2009, 8:24 pm
Thanks, agdaniele, and for the sake of what I call "the figs" I hope it's a wide fence.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
Very well done. You're definitely riding the good-taste fence on a unicycle!


EDUCATION -


TAGS: puppies kids books
Rating: 3.51/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 14, 2010, 10:09 pm
This WAS my favorite book as a child... 5L
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
I think I saw this at a book fair when I was in elementary school. This kind of thing could scar a kid for life or worse...make him a furry.
avitron - March 22, 2009, 10:02 pm
sob.... i had this book as a little kid. d*** you rule 34...
WTF - January 23, 2009, 5:43 pm
Looks like the little b**** is getting a donkey punch! LOL


~ BACON PIE ~ - "You Are Doing It Wrong"!




CANNED GROOVY - Ingredients: Psychedelic Mushrooms, marijuana, acoustic guitars, tie-die apparel and non bathing nudists. May contain traces of conformity


TAGS: hippies october challenge
Rating: 3.18/5

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Sean - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
I like this one. Very funny. Not just the punchline, but also the "non bathing nudists."


CHAD - ...moments before the beat down




STARBUCKS -




FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...




THE THINGS YOU SEE -


TAGS: i m a hippie at heart crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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PsychoticKhaotic - July 22, 2011, 9:35 pm
Zealot gets a virtual cookie for using A Perfect Circle reference to one of the songs in my favorite album.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Nice one Crank. And ain't it the truth. 5
Zealot - October 4, 2010, 3:05 pm
whats so funny about peace love and understanding?
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:01 pm

nice twist on this crank....5sh**gun blast my friend!
forseti - October 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
Today is the 40th anniversary of Janis Joplin's death. btw...


PUPPIES -




PIECES -




Rip Roast -




THE MISSING PIECE -


TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Very nice.5L


YOU JUST DON'T KNOW MAN -


TAGS: 60 s hippies lsd
Rating: 4.61/5

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Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:44 am
Being young is no excuse; had my sixties for a couple of years after 2000. My friends told me about it.
maoworks2 - February 25, 2012, 7:15 am
I Remember, Man
Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:04 pm
LOL, I did start getting high until 1970, the third grade...
Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:08 pm
Patterned Vinyl floor5 were the hardest to handle
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 7:47 pm
60’s?? There were 60’s??!!
ICEMAN - February 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or too young.


N33RDS -


TAGS: pzy n33rds american pie this one time at band camp
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
this*
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.


SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill


TAGS: skill driving pie speeding
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by LJ

agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Ha ha ha ha... lolman has opinions. He's like Derek... without all the self-awareness.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:36 pm
Well.. There is no MPH symbol... so it could actually be a crappy 1 litre car that doesnt go over 140 kilometres and hour, there is alot ive seen with speedos that low. I could eat 3 pies and drive 86 km/h ... which is what this dude is doing. it aint US
bOB cHIN - September 18, 2009, 10:53 am
Why so serious? That pie isn't gonna eat itself.


IF YOU'RE GOING - to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair


TAGS: hippies
Rating: 2.67/5

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BE YOURSELF - Everybody else is taken




Welcome with a warning -




SWEATER PUPPIES -




GOURMET CHEF SCHOOLS - They charge you over $50,000, and don't teach you to make anything as tasty as this.


TAGS: meat pie
Rating: 3.83/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 7:57 pm
5L! Too effin true Jmac
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:36 pm
wtf is step 3? it looks like they put a bunch of hashish in it, lmao
MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 7:30 pm
My mouth is actually watering. Although, that is heart attack on a plate right there.
frixxxx - November 27, 2009, 12:24 pm
Must have recipe must make more!!!! Please give recipe!!! 5 Lions and a side of bacon!!
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:29 pm
Fork-check Hunger-check Paddles on stand by-Check lets eat!
LD0ne - October 1, 2009, 9:08 am
my god... *twitch* must have one...
Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:56 am
There's only one thing tastier than bacon, and that is MORE BACON!
todd snyder - September 14, 2009, 5:18 pm
OMG!!! NOM NOM NOM 5 lions for you.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 3:43 pm
I could never be a vegan, that just looks disgusting.
MO - September 14, 2009, 3:43 pm
How bout a half can/jar/bag of vegimite? Would that spruce it up for ya?
Jmac05 - September 14, 2009, 1:32 pm
That sounds like vegan talk, that does.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:19 pm
The thing is, it doesn't even look like it'd taste good.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 12:46 pm
Affectionately named 'Euthanasia'
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 12:40 pm
it looks so good my cholesterol went up just looking at it


LIFE IS A GARDEN - Dig it


TAGS: god d***ed hippies
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
nice 5/5


my spirit animal -


TAGS: spirit animal animism hippies pagan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:44 pm

I think my Spirit Animal is a potato.


Set them free -




CHOICES - The hardest decisions are not matters of life and death, but of opinion. Thankfully, this one is easy. Mmmmm.......Cake-pie


TAGS: chompers cake pie coices delicious
Rating: 4.73/5

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pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:37 pm
5L's, f***ing typo
pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:37 pm
The cake is a pie. 4L's
crankyhead - October 17, 2010, 4:35 pm
deeeelicious
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 1:22 pm
who cut the crusts off a PB&J?
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:21 pm

is it just me or does this cake/pie have chompers smile?
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 11:37 pm
I'd hit it.
Cubbybear - October 16, 2010, 11:19 pm
I want the recipe...5/5
Chompers - October 16, 2010, 11:14 pm
Will be served at moticon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 11:13 pm
I like it! 5L


COUNTER ESPIONAGE - Embarrassing spies for 10,000 years




FREE LIP PIERCING - Seems legit to me, what do you think Mr. Worm ?




INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake




MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS - Nor a good hair piece. Poor Donny!


TAGS: money happiness hairpiece dtrump buy
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:00 am
Classic Comb-over. Age gracefully for gods sake!!


BACON TOPPED APPLE PIE -




ONE PIECE - NOT VERY EFFECTIVE -


TAGS: one piece monkey d luffy thriller bark zombie zombies
Rating: 2.72/5

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DarthMalicious - March 3, 2011, 1:39 pm
The easy way can be the most deadly


LSD - And Rick James thought cocaine was a hell of a drug!




CHANCES II -




YES YES HE IS - if i were him i would run now


TAGS: pie
Rating: 2.44/5

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Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:37 pm

get better pics. we all hate barney. we all have kids who watched this stuff for hours.i hate cailou too. i like it.


PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!




maturity -


TAGS: hippie women
Rating: 1.87/5
yes - February 24, 2009, 10:51 am
he can do anything for eight hours to twelve hours.


THE FORCE - sure it looks cool but it ain't helping him hit any




CHICKEN POT PIE - My 3 favorite things, all in one.




SEGREGATION - It's not always a bad thing.


TAGS: hippies segregation
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

culos - February 2, 2010, 5:09 am
In my day I was a Hippie, don't remember having that much a*** ***, but maybe that's because of the drugs....ONE L, stupid borderline racist poster.
rerun - February 1, 2010, 8:00 pm

GS - Thanks for stating this as diplomatically as you did
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:24 pm
The ONLY time segregation is not bad thing, is when we segregate QUALITY over QUANTITY, so TokinFire, which door are you going to walk through??


Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


LIFE IN CAMELOT -




Musical Gophers -


TAGS: silence gopher composer masterpiece
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 3:11 pm

"I gave myself permission to submit it here" - mighty generous of you! 5Ls for the funny, and hell, another 5Ls for the poster, too!


BAD NEWS - on the doorstep i couldn't take one more step


TAGS: american pie mcclean
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2013, 12:04 pm

....and we were singing.... bye byee miss american pieeeee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
That explains a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:48 pm
But I knew I was out of luck, the day, the music died.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2012, 10:22 pm

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
Uthon - October 14, 2012, 3:28 am
Man I dig those rhythm and blueueueuesss.
ughomer - October 13, 2012, 8:54 am
You both kicked off your shoes...
Reality Lord - October 13, 2012, 1:04 am

Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 10:32 pm
Children, yer playin’ a song I know….but I was more of a Big Bopper fan…..chantily lace…that’s the music that died for me……5Ls of memory…d***.
Greeny - October 12, 2012, 9:29 pm
I'm a lonely little Petunia in an Onion patch...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 7:33 pm
Do you believe in rock 'n roll? Can music save your mortal soul? Can you teach me how to dance....real slow?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm

Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so?
spacedog - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
singin' this'll be the day that I die...
ughomer - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
Singin' this'll be the day that I die...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 5:19 pm

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Airman - October 12, 2012, 5:01 pm
bye bye Miss American Pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
...and they were 5inging...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 4:25 pm

i can't remember if i cried when i read about his widowed bride. something touched me deep inside....the day....the music....died


ALL IN THE FAMILY -




NO MATTER - how hard you try there is always that one missing piece




Pain and Buying Jewelry -




ALL HAIL PIEMAN -


TAGS: pieman tributeroast
Rating: 4.75/5

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pieman - June 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Peace be with you and here is a piece to be with you. 5 big pieces.


THEY SAY THAT MONEY CAN BUY YOU HAPPINESS AND LOVE. - I say yes it can and I will prove it. Give me a hundred million dollars and I will make my self happy, I help people and they will be grateful and will love me.


TAGS: money happieness love
Rating: 4.69/5

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Swampfox - March 1, 2013, 12:14 am
The nice thing about prostitution; There is no misunderstanding the relationship.
Sho - February 26, 2013, 6:47 am
and soon you will be fighting off love with a stick. 4L's


This Woman Is Looking For -


TAGS: odd tattoo p******* hairdo lenses
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:01 am
This is obviously as trick question. She looking for a role in the next Star Wars movie. p******* Skywalker, Luke's rebellious daughter.
Silverheart - May 18, 2013, 1:13 pm

That's a woman? 5 uncomfortable lions
EmilioDumphque - May 18, 2013, 10:10 am
Oh yes, dear, the lipstick helps a lot.


IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS... -




BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!


TAGS: birth happiest horror memories babies
Rating: 4.33/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:23 pm
PUT ME BACK IN! PUT ME BACK IN!


BACON -




CANADIAN PROTESTORS? - fiesty little boogers, eh?


TAGS: toronto g20 godd*** hippies
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 7:39 pm

simple...if i laugh it gets a five. lol...still laughing


YO PIEMAN - I heard you like pie, so I put pi on your pie, so you can be smart with your tarts




BUT WHY IS... - The pie gone?


TAGS: jonny depp sweeny todd jack sparrow pie razor
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mark - April 3, 2009, 5:02 pm
OK B, I'll give you a 5 just because I'm a Johnny Depp fan.
Silvermist - April 3, 2009, 4:52 pm
I almost expected this to be doing a lot better...


FLOWER POWER -


TAGS: hippie day blah thoughtful coward
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
And this is back when there weren't tazers!


GUN CONTROL - Seriously! Do we really need to return to these retarded days of yore?


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor
Rating: 2.92/5

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MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 3:38 am
When I was in high school they always tried to start a food fight. It never got past a minute.
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 3:35 am
appreciate it*
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 3:34 am
I've always wanted to participate in a good ol' fashion pie fight. I tried starting one once, but my projectile was fresh from the oven. The lady didn't appreciate and the kid got third degree burns.
Derek - October 11, 2009, 2:42 am
You'd rather a gun than a pie in the face? Your choice.


PIERCE BROSNAN - He is James Bond


TAGS: pierce brosnan bond james
Rating: 2.79/5
Fleet - June 26, 2009, 10:32 pm
LIES!!! Mr Dalton all the way!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:14 am
Connery for sure, but Daniel Craig is doing a mighty fine job too. Mr B looks the part but hasn't got what it takes really.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:28 am
Connery was the ultimate Bond......1 Lion


IF YOU CAN'T BE - with the one you Love Love the one you're with


TAGS: hippie day at motifake
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:32 pm
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more; Men were deceivers ever; One foot in sea, and one on shore; To one thing constant never.


EMO'S - Should take a long walk off a short pier




ORIGINAL - The one and only James bond


TAGS: james bond sean connery pierce brosnan
Rating: 2.35/5

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Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 6:43 pm
Oh for f*** sake - here http://homepages.woosh.co.nz/davross/demotivators/ happy now???
Guest - May 1, 2009, 11:11 am
cropping over my picture eh?..and Connery was not the original,so get your facts straight first.
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Ohhh. Really? ****. Fail. Epic Fail. Sigh.
BuZZbomb - April 30, 2009, 11:57 pm
He was in fact, not, the first to play Bond on film. Actor Barry Nelson(American) played him on film in a 1954 version of 'Casino Royale' for the "Climax Mystery Theatre"
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
I think he was the first to play bond on film was he not?
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Connery was not the original


BLUE SARAN-WRAP - Its "IMPACT RESISTANT"? I'm adding it to my ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT!




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