Pie Demotivational Poster
BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.
Jeremy Clarkson -
YO DAWG - We heard you like pi, so we put pi on yo pie so you can eat while you formulate ratios
STAR WARS -
HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.
WELCOME - Come on in and have a piece of 3.14159265
HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?
MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!
THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived
PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"
KNOCK OFFS - Hellno Kitty!
HIPPIES - There even on the dark side
THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.
WANDERING - Re-establishes The Original Harmony Which Once Existed Between Man And The Universe
REMEMBRANCE DAY -
NINJA RACCOONS -
THE REAL BARBIE - This will be her fifth late term abortion. She just thought the extra weight was from all of the drinking.
FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -
THANKFUL TO HAVE DONE MY PART -
WOW - MOMMYS GOING TO BE SO PROUD!
GEOMETRY TEACHER'S LUNCH RECEIPT - A MISERLY 11.6 % GRATUITY
End of Quarter -
IDIOT - You win
ATTENTION WHORE - noun: someone desperate for others to notice him and to be the center of attention.
DUDE - They wanted you to do it.
CHILD SUPPORT? - You mean I have to PAY?
I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.
TEAR GAS - always good for the goddamned hippies
PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.
MMMMMMM - ...Pi!
JACK NICHOLSON - can't handle the truth....
HELP WANTED HIPPIE REPELLANT -
GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE -
~ BACON PIE ~ - "You Are Doing It Wrong"!
CANNED GROOVY - Ingredients: Psychedelic Mushrooms, marijuana, acoustic guitars, tie-die apparel and non bathing nudists. May contain traces of conformity
CHAD - ...moments before the beat down
FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...
THE THINGS YOU SEE -
Rip Roast -
THE MISSING PIECE -
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW MAN -
SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill
IF YOU'RE GOING - to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
BE YOURSELF - Everybody else is taken
Welcome with a warning -
SWEATER PUPPIES -
GOURMET CHEF SCHOOLS - They charge you over $50,000, and don't teach you to make anything as tasty as this.
LIFE IS A GARDEN - Dig it
my spirit animal -
Set them free -
CHOICES - The hardest decisions are not matters of life and death, but of opinion. Thankfully, this one is easy. Mmmmm.......Cake-pie
COUNTER ESPIONAGE - Embarrassing spies for 10,000 years
FREE LIP PIERCING - Seems legit to me, what do you think Mr. Worm ?
INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS - Nor a good hair piece. Poor Donny!
BACON TOPPED APPLE PIE -
ONE PIECE - NOT VERY EFFECTIVE -
LSD - And Rick James thought cocaine was a hell of a drug!
CHANCES II -
YES YES HE IS - if i were him i would run now
PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!
THE FORCE - sure it looks cool but it ain't helping him hit any
CHICKEN POT PIE - My 3 favorite things, all in one.
SEGREGATION - It's not always a bad thing.
Male or Female -
LIFE IN CAMELOT -
Musical Gophers -
BAD NEWS - on the doorstep i couldn't take one more step
ALL IN THE FAMILY -
NO MATTER - how hard you try there is always that one missing piece
Pain and Buying Jewelry -
ALL HAIL PIEMAN -
THEY SAY THAT MONEY CAN BUY YOU HAPPINESS AND LOVE. - I say yes it can and I will prove it. Give me a hundred million dollars and I will make my self happy, I help people and they will be grateful and will love me.
This Woman Is Looking For -
IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS... -
BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!
CANADIAN PROTESTORS? - fiesty little boogers, eh?
YO PIEMAN - I heard you like pie, so I put pi on your pie, so you can be smart with your tarts
BUT WHY IS... - The pie gone?
FLOWER POWER -
GUN CONTROL - Seriously! Do we really need to return to these retarded days of yore?
PIERCE BROSNAN - He is James Bond
IF YOU CAN'T BE - with the one you Love Love the one you're with
EMO'S - Should take a long walk off a short pier
ORIGINAL - The one and only James bond
BLUE SARAN-WRAP - Its "IMPACT RESISTANT"? I'm adding it to my ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT!
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